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The Founding Fathers did not have pre-workout, did not have squat racks, and did not have modern recovery science, but they absolutely had the kind of relentless drive and commitment to showing up under extreme conditions that every serious gym person deeply respects. The American Patriots Party Sticker puts George Washington in sunglasses because the father of the nation earned the right to be effortlessly cool about it, and frankly this is the most accurate artistic representation of the founding energy that has ever been produced in vinyl decal format.
The bold funny design is exactly the right amount of patriotic and exactly the right amount of unserious — serious enough to honor the occasion, funny enough that everyone who sees it on your water bottle or your car will immediately want to know where you got it so they can get one too. Fourth of July, Memorial Day, literally any Tuesday when you feel patriotic and also want people to know you have a sense of humor — this sticker is appropriate for all of the above occasions without reservation.
The waterproof vinyl handles summer heat, outdoor conditions, water bottle condensation, cooler ice, and every other element of a proper outdoor patriotic celebration without losing any of its bold energy or sharp visual impact. The fade-resistant finish keeps George Washington's sunglasses looking as cool in year three as they did on day one. Peel it, stick it, and let the Father of the Nation represent your water bottle with the swagger this country was frankly built on from the very beginning.
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